No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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