Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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