Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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