Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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