I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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