dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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