don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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