your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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