maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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