And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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