i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Banned from zoo.
Again?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
NoShamevember. You game?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
