The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
