As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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