i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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