and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My room smells like vodka and shame
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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