i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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