for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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