I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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