dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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