feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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