How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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