I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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