my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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