I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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