too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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