I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
