yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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