why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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