i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize