There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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