i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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