This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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