her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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