quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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