there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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