i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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