what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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