Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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