I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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