STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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