Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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