Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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