at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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