she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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