i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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