I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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