Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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