Non-Jews are for practice
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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