so let's talk penis.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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