JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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