: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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