Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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