Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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