from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
