shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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