How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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