I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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