i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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