if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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